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People can be so cruel. I read your jokes and loved them they are hilarious i heard some of them before but they are still awesome. keep up the good work.

Often confused for Bigfoot by the Weekly World News.

Norelco Electric Razor Salespeople harass on your way to your car.

Your AOL login name is Cousin IT.

You’re banned from all the local pools due to clogging their drains.

Date comments on the great furry toilet seat you don’t remember buying one.

You get real paranoid when you light a cigarette.

Hair Club For Men members picket your house out of jealousy.

Your stylist uses Hedge Clippers to trim you.

Your dog can’t find a leg to hump.

Bald guys accidentally run into you with glue on their heads hoping to score
a cheap toupee.

The waxing salon tell you that the poodle parlor is next door.
Its impossible to go buy a rug as you get touched up the whole time you are in-store
People nick name you wolfboy
you use a rake to comb
Your mom rents you out as a wookie

i have a 48 volt club car golf cart. i was woundering if there was a way to make it go faster without buying a new motor and a controller. can anyone help me? thanks in advance to those who try to help.

If it has a restrictor like some newer golf carts, you could remove that. It can cause overheating however. Basically there aren’t a lot of ways to do it. Electric motors are basically maxed out and you can’t really modify them. I had a 48v golf cart and I swapped a 40hp engine into it and it screams lol. Had to put wide tires on it and a wheelie bar in the back.

Mine are:

1980:
1. It’s Still Rock And Roll To Me- Billy Joel
2. Xanadu- Oliva Newton- John & Electric Light Orchestra
3. Whip It- Devo
4. Funkytown- Lipps, Inc.
5. Ride Like The Wind- Christopher Cross

1981:
1.Once In A Lifetime- Talking Heads
2. In The Air Tonight- Phil Collins
3. Under Pressure- Queen & David Bowie
4. Rapture- Blondie
5. Working In The Cole Mine- Devo

1982:
1. I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
2. Rock The Casbah- The Clash
3. 1999- Prince
4. Sexual Healing- Marvin Gaye
5. Eye Of The Tiger- Survivor

1983:
1. Sweet Dreams- Eurythmics
2. Mr. Roboto- Styx
3. In A Big Country- Big Country
4. Blue Monday- New Order
5. Dr. Heckyll And Mr. Jive- Men At Work

1984:
1. New Moon On Monday- Duran Duran
2. Thriller- Michael Jackson
3. Radio Ga Ga- Queen
4. Pride (In The Name Of Love)- U2
5. Jump- Van Halen

1985:
1. Summer Of 69′- Bryan Adams
2. Money For Nothing- Dire Straits
3. Power Of Love- Huey Lewis & The News
4. Head Over Heals- Tears For Fears
5. Take On Me- a-ha

1986:
1. Walk This Way- Run-DMC
2. Addicted To Love- Robert Palmer
3. The Final Countdown- Europe
4. Sledgehammer- Peter Gabriel
5. Rock Me Amadeus- Falco

1987:
1. Pump Up The Volume- M/A/R/R/S
2. Dude (Looks Like A Lady)- Aerosmith
3. It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)- R.E.M.
4. (You Gotta) For Your Right (To Party)- Beastie Boys
5. Wishing Well- Terence Trent D’Arby

1988:
1. New Sensation- INXS
2. Sweet Child O’ Mine- Guns ‘N’ Roses
3. My Prerogative- Bobby Brown
4. Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car- Billy Ocean
5. Wild Wild West- Escape Club

1989:
1. Get Up- Technotronic
2. Me, Myself, And I- De La Soul
3. Stand- R.E.M
4. Move This- Technotronic
5. Roam- B-52s

What songs make up your top 5 lists for each year of the 80s?

I been waiting for You to ask this.

1980

1 Breaking The Law-Judas Priest
2 Suicide Solution-Ozzy Osbourne
3 Shoot Out The Lights-Diamond Head
4 Turn It On-Genesis
5 Jacob’s Ladder-Rush

1981

1 Children Of The Earth-Praying Mantis
2 Rocky Paths-Hawkwind
3 In The Air Tonight-Phil Collins
4 747 (Strangers In The Night)-Saxon
5 Under Pressure-Queen And David Bowie

1982

1 Heat Of The Moment-Asia
2 Who’s To Blame-Jimmy Page
3 Farenheit 451-Hawkwind
4 Coutdown-Rush
5 Love Leads To Madness-Nazareth

1983

1 Who’s Behind The Door-Zebra
2 The Number Of The Beast-Iron Maiden
3 Two Suns In The Sunset-Pink Floyd
4 Island In The Sun-Alcatrazz (With Yngwie Malmsteen)
5 Cuts Like A Knife-Bryan Adams

1984

1 Bears-Zebra
2 Creeping Death-Metallica
3 Perfect Strangers-Deep Purple
4 Evil Eye-Yngwie Malmsteen
5 Round And Round-Ratt

1985

1 Unchain The Night-Dokken
2 Mercy-Alcatrazz (With Steve Vai)
3 Summertime Girls-Y&T
4 Circle Of The Tyrants-Celtic Frost
5 Marathon-Rush

1986

1 One Vision-Queen
2 He’s Making You The Fool-Zebra
3 Perfect Water-Blue Oyster Cult
4 Master Of Puppets-Metallica
5 When The Heart Rules The Mind-GTR

1987

1 Twilight Of The Gods-Helloween
2 I Am The Law-Anthrax
3 Surfing With The Alien-Joe Satriani
4 I’m Alive-Helloween
5 The Small Hours-Metallica

1988

1 Keeper Of The Seven Keys-Helloween
2 Prelude/Into The Future-Vinnie Moore
3 Neon Skyline-Hawkwind
4 Eagle Fly Free-Helloween
5 Heads-Hawkwind

1989

1 Valley Of The Kings-Blue Murder
2 Jade’s Song/Winter’s Call-Badlands
3 Out Of The Silent Planet-King’s X
4 Midnight Blue-Lou Gramm
5 Anagram-Rush

Once again, difficult but fun

I need them to be able to carry more than 10 people and to be powerful enough to get on a slope of 20% with full load. Any retailers or importers in EU would be appreciated. Thanks.

Not a practical answer, but I just had to mention the 8 passenger prototype developed in Japan in the in the early 2000s, the KAZ. This 6.7 meter long vehicle made a 311 kilometers per hour speed record and had a 300 kilometer range. For now, just something to dream about.

For now it might be worth having a look at the Electric Auto Association, their car search turns up reports on green awareness hybrid limousines used in Hollywood red carpet events.

I watched a movie but can’t remeber the title, I’ll give you as many details as I remember:

I think it had wedding in its title.
Its probably about 10 years old.

Here are some scenes I remember:
(I’ll call the guy she has plans to get married to "guy A", and the guy she loves and who loves her back "guy B".
The girl has plans to get married to guy A and she doesn’t really love him. Guy B loves her and she loves him too. When she’s wondering how to kiss Guy A at their wedding, she and Guy B kiss at a doorway in a house.

Guy B plays a song on an electric guitar for her.

Guy A and Guy B talk to each other in a bar/strip club, and Guy A has a sweet car, and this is at night.

Guy A cheated on her, and Guy B finds out about it at the bar/strip club. It ends with the girl marrying Guy B instead.

Thats all I remember, any ideas what the movie is called?
thanks

The Wedding Singer with Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore.

I got this in an email some time back. Cracked me up!

Any they forgot?

1. During all police investigations it will be necessary
to visit a strip club at least once.

2. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits
555.

3. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which
reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to
waist level on the man lying beside her.

4. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect
hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for
you in there and you can travel to any other part of
the building you want without difficulty.

5. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German
officer, it will not be necessary to speak the
language. A German accent will do.

6. A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to
clean his wounds.

7. Kitchens don’t have light switches. When entering a
kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and
use that light instead.

8. If staying in a haunted house, women should
investigate any strange noises in their most revealing
underwear.

9. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

10. Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist can make a
man invulnerable to bullets.

11. If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding
that could be cleared up quickly with a simple
explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.

12. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt
upright and pant.

13. During a car chase, a fruit stand will always get hit.

14. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices
with large red readouts so you know exactly when
they’re going to go off.

15. When in love, it is customary to burst into song.

16. When confronted by an evil international terrorist,
sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of
killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.

18. Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be
investigated more closely.

19. If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or
even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate
water.

20. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override
the communication systems of any invading alien
civilization.

21. Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept
bookings from international terrorist organizations -
even though the job will require them to shoot total
strangers and will end in their own certain death as
the helicopter explodes in a ball of flames.

22. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings -
especially if any of their family or friends have died
in a strange boating accident.

23. All computer disks will work in all computers,
regardless of software.

24. Police Departments give their officers personality
tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a
partner who is their total opposite.

25. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak
English to each other.

26. Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or
criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste
by their actions.

27. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

28. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper
clip in seconds - unless it’s the door to a burning
building with a child trapped inside.

29. You can tell if somebody is British because he will be
wearing a bow tie.

30. When driving a car it is normal to look not at the
road but at the person sitting beside you or in the
back seat for the entire journey.

31. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old
child.

32. Having a job of any kind will make fathers forget
their son’s eighth birthday.

33. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally
gunned down three days before their retirement.

34. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become
a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 22.

35. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more
likely they will fall in love.

I think they forgot- "When you’re back is on fire, you must run in every direction 1st before dropping dead."

Ben- LOL! SO true!

When kicked in the nuts, the complete recovery takes no longer than 5 seconds at the most…

I don’t need the ‘what happened’ questions…..

But I have a gal in our trailriding club that was involved in a car wreck and is a quadrapalegic. *if you don’t know what that is, please dont answer*

She went from trailriding to a electric chair, moving it with her mouth

She is wanting to of course get back into horses and all of us are racking our brains with ideas.

Of course driving is the only solution, she can’t drive, it would be with a person at all times.

However, the wheelchair and her combined weighs 600lbs. Her wheelchair cost as much as my truck.

So for her to run up on a wagon, the suspension needs to be tremendous as to not raise the front up.

Does anyone know of any websites, contacts, advice for her family that they can check into wagons for this purpose?

I can find the teams, not a problem, but the wagon is.

Thanks to all the ones that are decent to answer Sorry, leaving the wheelchair isn’t an option, she has to stay in it, or a bed.

Thanks tho, sorry i forgot to add that.
Fae-while I understand where your coming from, shes a 40 yr old woman, who doesn’t want to fantisize on a video.

This can be a reality, with enough minds that have been through this before it can be done.

I’m not looking for Horwse or video game answers. honestly…….

my husband builds utility trailers for a living he said the axels would have to be moved back farther on the back to keep the front down BUT it would be harder for the horses to pull

i found this web site maybe it will help it has a number at the bottom
http://www.pahealthsystems.com/message484700.html

this web site ahs some info and a picture of a carriage
http://www.strathornfarm.co.uk/driving_for_disabled.html

http://www.usdfd.org/drivinghelp.htm this might help too

http://www.usdfd.org/

some good pictures of the carriages http://www.usdfd.org/carriages.htm

hope ive helped a lil
http://www.narha.org/Driving/Driving_ListServe.asp

How can I make it go faster

You would have to make changes to its gearing ~~

Columns - 1.rent 2.phone 3.electric 4.water 5.gas 6.insurance 7. office supplies 8. cleaning supplies. 1st. question is : what do I write in the last 2 columns? - 2nd. question - if I go to Sam’s wholesale club & purchase both cleaning & office supplies on one ticket, so I have to totals of the ticket into seperate columns ? This is a salon business. No employees / booth rental only. I recently purchased this and I’m currtently doing alot of remodelling. How do I list payments to the contractor and credit card payments to home depot? A friend suggested to place the two together under repairs ?? If I put misc. in a collumn what sort of things qualify ? what about car expense? city tax paymts.? co. parties? Do I need a larger journal with more columns?? what do I do??

Rather than using a 10 column journal, why not use software for small business like Quick Books? It think at the end of the year you will end up with way more than 10 categories and this might get you in trouble. Quick Books comes with preestablished general categories and allows you to add any more that you might need and you can add those at any time without having to change your ledger book at all.